tisdag, december 12, 2006

Långt innan Catching Features



[Continuing from last save-point]


You just punched the fourth control. The next control is straight to the north about 800 meters. To the north you can see some wet marshes. To the west a large lake and to the east a big unclimbable mountain. What now?

>>RUN NORTH

You can´t do that. Its to wet there. What now?

>>RUN NORTH-WEST

You can´t do that. A moose is standing in your way. What now?

>>RUN NORTH-EAST

You can´t do that. The forest are to dense there and you forgot to bring your chainsaw. What now?

>>RUN

You run on the spot. You get very tired. What now?

>>FUCK YOU!!!!

Pervert. You can´t do that. I´m a computer. What now?

>>RUN SOUTH

Thats the wrong way. Are you sure??

>>YES

Yes what?

>>RUN SOUTH

Thats the wrong way. Are you sure??

>>RETIRE

Retire? If you are that old you are running in the wrong class. What now?

>>SHUT UP!!

You are not very good at this. What now?

>>I SUCK!

That´s for sure. What now?

>>DNS

You have already started the race. You can´t be DNS. Suddenly a competitor punches the fourth control and runs away to the north. What now?

>>FOLLOW COMPETITOR

That is against the rules. You can´t follow competitors.

>>RUN NORTH

You can´t do that. Its to wet there. What now?

>>GIVE UP

You can´t do that. This is just a game, not real life. What now?

>>TAKE OF SHOES

OK. Your feet are getting wet and cold. What now?

>>EAT MAP

You can´t do that. That is not healthy for you and it may affect your performance. What now?

>>I´M TURNING OF THE COMPUTER NOW!! STUPID COMPUTER GAME!!

You are not very good at this. What now?

>>GAME OVER

Game over? I´m in charge here and it´s game over when I say so. You are still trying to find control five. What now?

>>....


[Player 1 has left the forest]

1 Comments:

At 12/16/2006 7:13 fm, Anonymous Eric Mayer said...

As someone who is just as inept at orientering as at playing/writing text adventures I appreciated this. But both activities are so fascinating anyway!

 

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